Sour Notes

 

• Jessica Simpson is learning that big breasts and blonde hair will only get you so far, if you don’t have Nick Lachey there to do the thinking for you.  [The Bosh]
• Coldplay is reportedly planning to retire take a 5 year hiatus.  [Contact Music]
• Damien Rice is working on a new album.  [Billboard]
• Britney Spears has actually had a professional publicist all this time?  Who knew someone was getting paid to allow her to make a fool of herself for more than two years?  [Radar]
• Bow Wow shows all the wack rappers how to get their gangsta on by duetting with Chris Brown.  [Cake and Ice Cream]
• Moby complaining about email and the Internet is like a fish complaining about how wet water is.  [Gawker]
• Ice Cube’s lawyers work hard to make sure that their client will never miss any unpaid royalties.  [Idolator]
• Teens have forgotten about MTV because they are too busy surfing YouTube.  [UK Telegraph]
• Eve is working on a new album.  [Billboard]