Finally, a List of the Most Unsexy Men

Chad Kroeger 

Excerpts from The Top 100 Unsexy Men  [via ONTD]

100. Brad Pitt: He may look good, but if the rumors about his hygiene and BO issues are true, then he's probably not worth it.

74.  DJ Qualls: What's he weigh, like, 70 pounds?  How much of that is grease?

45. Nick Nolte: Busey's oddball partner in crime, but at least he had a career once.

44. Garey Busey: Those teeth would give anyone nightmares.

23. Bill Gates: To quote Dana Carvey: "Gates apparently made a deal with the devil – 'You can have $60 billion, but you have to go through life looking like a turtle.'"

16. Carrot Top: Sheer obnoxiousness necessitates his placement on this list.

13.  Mike D. of the Beastie Boys: We hate to do this. But the sickly looking Beastie "did it like this, did it like that, did it with a wiffle ball bat . . . because no one would want to get within three feet of him naked.

6. Chad Kroeger: It's not just the massive head, weird face, and bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music.

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