Monday Musings

P Diddy Dum Dum 

  • Puffy, attempting to show chavs what true ghetto fabulosity is all about, can shell out $65 million for an estate in London, but he can't seem to afford to keep up on his child support payments.  [Gawker] 
  • Jennifer Lopez is pregnant, but it seems that the major news outlets have forgotten to report it.  [A Socialite's Life]
  • Conan O'Brien to host this year's Emmys, because it's one of the few jobs in which you can get paid well to put people to sleep.  [PopWatch]
  • Now albinos are speaking out against the Da Vinci Code film.  [Gawker]
  • Jessica Simpson's hairstylist has moved up the foodchain from stylist to confidant, so naturally, this means that Jessica needs to start looking for someone who doesn't have to exert enough brain power to listen to her problems and try to keep her hair looking decent.  [Mollygood]
  • Sometimes it pays to play nice, especially when you're a billionaire who's on the brink of divorce proceedings without the advantage of having a prenup.  [SkyNews]
  • ABC should stop pretending that it actually cares for its other newscasters, and just have Charlie Gibson and Diane Sawyer cover all of the news.  [Jossip]
  • Something we already knew: K-Fed really is a low-life.  [The Bosh]

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