Loose Ends

 

• Clive Owen admits that he has had plastic surgery, but cleverly leaves it up to us to guess which areas of his body and how much he has had done.  [Contact Music]
• Kathy Griffin tries to reinvent the whole concept of being a fag hag.  [BWE]
• Gwyneth Paltrow tries to increase her miniscule coolness quotient and Beyonce tries to make us forget that she is little more than a dressed up country bumpkin.  [A Socialite’s Life]
• Speaking of Beyonce, she and mother, Tina Knowles must rehearse their lines for hours before they leave the house, because answering basic questions about your fashion line is so complicated.  [Concrete Loop]
• Maybe I’m just jaded, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Starbucks had actually hired a guy to say that he’s determined to buy a drink from every Starbucks store on the planet.  [BoingBoing]
• No one seems to believe that Sienna Miller is talented at anything more complex than opening her legs.  [Pen15 Club]
• Pink encourages more gay people to come out of the closet, so that things will be easier for her when she finally decides to come out.  [Female First]