Loose Ends

October 1, 2006

Clive Owen 

  • Clive Owen admits that he has had plastic surgery, but cleverly leaves it up to us to guess which areas of his body and how much he has had done.  [Contact Music]
  • Kathy Griffin tries to reinvent the whole concept of being a fag hag.  [BWE]
  • Gwyneth Paltrow tries to increase her miniscule coolness quotient and Beyonce tries to make us forget that she is little more than a dressed up country bumpkin.  [A Socialite’s Life]
  • Speaking of Beyonce, she and mother, Tina Knowles must rehearse their lines for hours before they leave the house, because answering basic questions about your fashion line is so complicated.  [Concrete Loop]
  • Maybe I’m just jaded, but I wouldn’t be surprised if Starbucks had actually hired a guy to say that he’s determined to buy a drink from every Starbucks store on the planet.  [BoingBoing]
  • No one seems to believe that Sienna Miller is talented at anything more complex than opening her legs.  [Pen15 Club]
  • Pink encourages more gay people to come out of the closet, so that things will be easier for her when she finally decides to come out.  [Female First]

News and Nonsense

September 30, 2006


  • T-Mobile has decided to stop paying Catherine Zeta-Jones millions of dollars to annoy millions of people on tv.  [London Times] 
  • Film piracy reportedly cost the US economy $20 billion a year, while the war in
    Iraq, government overspending, and corporate tax breaks barely made a dent.  [BBC]  
  • Tony Parker finally realized that dating Eva Longoria was ruining his future love life; by the time she finished telling all of his private business to the press, no other women would want to date him. [A Socialite’s Life] 

  • After firing Star Jones, demoting Elizabeth Vargas, and downsizing Bob Woodruff, we shouldn’t be surprised that ABC has started firing people from the staff of Good Morning America.  [Jossip]  

  • Janice Dickinson states the obvious about the fashion industry in her new book.  [Contact Music]  

  • Vanity Fair was so impressed with Jessica Coen’s skills at trashing their publication that they hired her to write for them.  [Gawker

  • Girlfriends has officially jumped the shark.  [LA Times

Random Ruminations

September 10, 2006

 Milla Jovovich 

  • Milla Jovovich uses her acting gigs to bankroll her fashion ventures.  [LA Times
  • A few random, little known facts about celebrities.  [ONTD]
  • Mike Tyson is still providing the public with a freakshow, only this time, he’s getting paid for it.  [ONTD]
  • Some people will do anything for publicity… while others are probably praying right now to win back their anonymity.  [London Times, Metafilter (NSFW)]
  • Scarlett Johansson wants to act in a horror film, because she’s got a lot of practice with feeling scared whenever she sees Josh Hartnett in a darkened room.  [Contact Music]
  • Sex blogs are the new black.  [UK Observer]
  • After Ellen chronicles the disappearance of the tomboy on TV.  [After Ellen]

Sunday Sundries

September 10, 2006

Maggie Gyllenaal 

  • If you thought you hadn’t seen enough of Maggie Gyllenhaal, think again; she’ll be in four new films this fall.  [LA Times]
  • Profile of Katie Couric.  [Independent]
  • The folks at Flavorpill show us a thing or two about marketing in the new millennium.  [NYT]
  • Is dropping out of Yale to become a model a smart thing to do?  Apparently, it is if you look like Joy Bryant.  [LA Times]
  • Profile of Larry David, from HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm.  [Independent]
  • A preview of the new fall TV shows.  [New York Magazine]
  • A preview of the fall film releases.  [New York Magazine]
  • Profile of Penelope Cruz.  [NYT]
  • Patti Smith talks about her relationship with Robert Mapplethorpe.  [Independent]

Daily Dish

July 18, 2006

Adrien Brody 

  • Like Halle Berry, Adrien Brody’s career has slipped a bit after winning an Oscar.  Unlike Halle, he doesn’t have the good looks to keep him on the A List.  [BWE]
  • James Woods thinks TV is “more sophisticated” and “more dynamic” than films because TV is what is paying the bills at the moment.  [Cinematical]
  • Naomi Campbell not only needs a restraining order against herself; she needs a straightjacket as well.  [StarBlogs]
  • Interview with Jamie Kennedy.  [AHH]
  • CBS hopes that stamping eggs with ads for its TV shows will miraculously get more people to watch The Early Show. [Defamer]
  • Wesley Snipes has made the same movie over and over again for the last decade.  [Cinematical]
  • We all knew the day would come when YouTube would be sued.  [BoingBoing]
  • Katie Couric has lost her sense of humor, now that she’s going to be a “serious” evening news anchor.  [PopWatch]
  • Interview with Owen Wilson.  [CNN]
  • Eminem has been touchy ever since he wrote that “Stan” song.  [StarBlogs]
  • Interview with Bai Ling.  [Cinematical]

Random Ruminations

July 16, 2006

Anne Hathaway 

  • Anne Hathaway hates the whole you-must-be-thin movement in Hollywood, but she’s still very grateful that she’s not really big enough to fit into a size 6, unlike her character in Devil Wears Prada.  [Contact Music
  • Are we getting spoiled from having too many choices?  [Fortune]
  • While we were focusing on how much airbrushing is done to Madonna’s face in current pictures, we failed to notice her crinkly hands.  [Mollygood]
  • People typically like a book better than its movie version, because the movie is the idiot’s guide to the book.  [Movie Blog]
  • Are Lance Bass and Reichen Lehmkuhl and item?  [ONTD]
  • Miami Vice faces more bad press.  This time it’s not even related to Jamie Foxx’s ego, or Colin Farrell’s drinking and drugging.  [Hip Hop Ruckus]
  • The pros and cons of digital projection in movie theaters.  [Cinematical]
  • Kristin Scott Thomas has decided to quit Hollywood and focus on theater, because she won’t be relegated to roles in which she is the mother to some actress who is 10 years younger.  [Contact Music]
  • Yet another reality show– this time, it’s about personal assistants.  [Jossip]
  • Profile of Nick Denton.  [Slate]
  • MTV is the new BET: the few shows that aren’t boring are offensive.  [PopMatters]

When Stans Lose Control

July 9, 2006


Is the cult of celebrity starting to get out of hand

Actors, pop stars, musicians, athletes and other famous people have always been intriguing to the masses.  If you saw a celebrity in person, it would be something to tell all of your friends about.  If you had a favorite movie star or singer, it would only be natural to be interested in a magazine article or news story about the person.  Even following the career of a favorite celebrity is a typical activity for many people.

Now that celebrity watching has become somewhat of a cultural pasttime, people are eager to debate about the careers, influence, contributions, and other facets of their lives, even down to the celebrity’s private life, which is quickly becoming just as much of a source of entertainment as the work that any celebrity does. There are countless magazines, blogs and other websites, and tv/media shows that delve into every conceivable facet of celebrity life.  Celebrity gossip is so pervasive, that many people are far more educated about famous people than they are about economic or political news. 

Celebrity dominates newspapers and TV shows. Even at a time of war it is the travails of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson that still obsess the media. During the recent finals of American Idol, more Americans voted in the TV contest than had for either 2004 presidential candidate. Amazingly, the show promoted this as a Good Thing. Celebrity magazines are booming. The insipid pages of US Weekly, People and In Touch fly off the shelves at the same time as the White House lambasts the New York Times for actually reporting serious developments in the War on Terror.

But celebrity has long burst out of the news pages. Covering the 2004 elections it was remarkable how politicians fawned over celebrity endorsements. It was as if presidential wannabes were fighting a ‘celebrity primary’ as well as the more conventional ones in New Hampshire and Iowa. Just witness the recent hoopla surrounding Bono and his efforts to eradicate poverty. Why was it that we only got interested in this because Bono thought it was a good idea? It’s the same reason millions of Americans only read a book because Oprah tells them too. Reading is a good thing. Oprah should be congratulated for encouraging it. But she disguises the real question: why was no one reading before?

While all of us have grown used to a constant stream of celebrity gossip, some people have taken their interest in celebrities to a new level:

In this media-saturated world, celebrity is a growing new power. It manipulates taste, fashion and advertising. It is all-pervasive. There has even been a mental illness invented to describe those who follow celebrities too closely. It is called Celebrity Worship Syndrome and its sufferers dedicate their lives to the chosen subject of their affection. For me the key word here is ‘worship’. Celebrities have become new Gods and Godesses. We idolise them. They seem unreal and inaccessible and yet become the object of our wants and desires.

This type of fanatical behavior had become more prevalent, especially on the Internet.  On countless websites, blogs, and message boards, rabid fans, or stans, as they are derisively called by more clearheaded folk, will take over a conversation with their senseless ranting against anyone who has an opinion that doesn’t exalt their particular celebrity idol.  Heated debates have run for days, and sometimes weeks, all over such celebrities as Beyonce, Ashlee Simpson, or Britney Spears.  Some of these people even manage to thrust their idols into any unrelated topics of discussion as well.  However annoying the stan may be, you have to admit that it takes talent to insert Beyonce into each and every conversation…

The scary thing is that someone would go to such extremes to defend a person who doesn’t even know them.  Stans are sometimes accused of being on the payroll of the celebrity that they spend so much energy defending.  What other sensible reason could you use to explain why a comment of “I don’t really like Janet Jackson’s new song” would be followed up by endless streams of vitriolic rants attacking the commenter?  It’s easy to wonder if these fans have built shrines to their idols, and have centered their lives around the assumed feelings and actions of their favorite celebrity. 

The factor of anonymity makes it all even scarier, because not being able to attach a face to the stan, you are left to wonder what type of person would become so fanatical about anything.  You might think, while there are some people who are stalkers or weirdos, who you’re bound to come in contact with some of the time, those people are definitely in the minority.  Even considering this, you might assume that anyone has the potential to become a stan, since there seem to be so many of them lurking in cyberspace. This would mean that there are people out there who might appear to be  normal, levelheaded individuals on the surface, but who really have a psychotic side that only comes out when someone dares to criticize or make a less than praising comment about their favorite celebrity. 

One thing I’d really like to see is how a typical stan would actually react when faced with their idol.  I think the fanatical behavior is just something that only comes out under the cover of anonymity.  I would even venture to guess that most stans don’t realize how weird their behavior is while they are busy threatening people and exalting some celebrity who doesn’t know that they exist.  It has been shown, that most people, if given the opportunity, will try to get away with as much as they can.  And the Internet makes it easy to be “crazy”, even if it’s a temporary thing; some people think that it’s all about having fun, jerking other people around by sparking cyberfights in as many places as they can.  The stan movement is probably here to stay, just another one of those online annoyances like spam and pop-up ads.